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Erik Sekol Eats Cattle
Yeah, like real cows and stuff. Erik Sekol has been known to eat a cheeseburger. Steaks as well. This guy ain’t vegan!
Sleeping
Erik Sekol is an Olympic gold medalist in championship sleeping!
Education
Erik ain’t got none! He fell asleep in middle school and never woke the heck up!
Dog Handling
Great with animals, including all breeds of dogs. From Chihuahuas, to Coyotes, to Hyenas.
Karl Wilbur
He’s a genius. Duh! We don’t know if he’s even alive. He has not called Lola back. Why?
Poetry
Erik Sekol is a Ruth Lillie Prize winner and has won the Wallace Stevens award.
Seasoned Professional
Erik is a culinary artist when it comes to adding the spice to dishes to kick it up a notch.
I Really Don’t Like Kids
I mean, technically, it’s not true. I have an awesome nephew, three awesome nieces and all. But as for having my own goblins, I’m good. No thank you!
Erik is Fixed!
- I’m not… I just engaged.
- I’ve always used protection.
- Bottom line, it’s not my kid lady.
Live. Laugh. Lexapro!
- Erik is a staunch advocate for mental health.
- I’ve never been in a case study. Stop asking me.
- This is honestly the stupidest template I’ve ever edited.
“Don’t be a massive douche… douche.”
Erik Sekol
CEO, Professional Guy
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